Funny And Humorous Easter Sayings


Collected here are some funny and humorous Easter Sayings and Quotes which you can use to wish your friends and relatives for this Easter. Make someone laugh this Easter and you’ll feel better for yourself. Have your pick among these funny Easter sayings.

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So is Easter the festival of eggs or of bunnies bro? I still can’t understand how the eggs and the bunnies are related. ~Tewin Sham

A strangely reflective, even melancholy day. Is that because, unlike our cousins in the northern hemisphere, Easter is not associated with the energy and vitality of spring but with the more subdued spirit of autumn. ~Hugh Mackay

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt! ~Lucy Van Pelt

My son upset me once. He told me the tooth fairy; Easter bunny and Santa Claus aren’t real. My life is a lie. ~Author Unknown

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get the stuff cheaper then. ~Amy Sedaris

Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket. ~EasterSayings.net

I’m a little hoarse tonight. I’ve been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines. ~Fred Allen

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there. ~Clarence W. Hall

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs… but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs. ~Caroline Rhea

The Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. The Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. ~Author Unknown

Believing in the Easter bunny is like saying you believe in an over sized, purple bunny, pooping colorful eggs on your lawn. ~Author Unknown

Many women go to church regularly – they never miss an Easter. ~Unknown Author

Alzheimer’s Advantage: You can hide your own Easter eggs. ~Kurt Avish

Easter is when a lot of people repent, and wish they had bought the outfit that was on sale. ~ Author Unknown

Too many women think Easter Sunday is Decoration day. ~Unknown Author

Unfortunately there is nothing more inane than an Easter carol. It is a religious perversion of the activity of Spring in our blood. ~Wallace Stevens

An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare. ~Unknown Author

Easter is the only time of the year when it’s perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket. ~Kurt Avish

There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with Chocolate. ~Linda Grayson

Those have a short Lent, who owe money to be paid at Easter. ~Benjamin Franklin


  • Celinda

    Hare’s a big bunny!